Studies Found “Poop in Water” at one of “Ohio’s Dirtiest Beaches”: Maumee Bay State Park. Pray for Benny.

Source- Maumee Bay is among the dirtiest beaches in Ohio. Out of 56 samples in as many days of the 2018 year, 43 showed levels of contamination that deemed the beach unsafe for the public. I told Benny to wear a condom, but did he listen? Hell no. Even coming from me, the pullout king … Continue reading Studies Found “Poop in Water” at one of “Ohio’s Dirtiest Beaches”: Maumee Bay State Park. Pray for Benny.

Horse Kicked this Guy’s Dick Clean Off his Body.

Source- The speedo-clad man ignored warnings signs not to pet the animals on Assateague Island, off the coast of Maryland, USA, and payed a very painful price.GAAAASSP. Just a guy who thought his vacation was going quite swimmingly, until this horse decided to kick it up a notch. This sexy and you know it beach … Continue reading Horse Kicked this Guy’s Dick Clean Off his Body.

In the most predictable move of all time, a murderer who was released for being “too old to kill again” immediately kills again.

Source - A 77-year-old murderer — back on the streets because he was deemed too old to kill again — was convicted this week of fatally stabbing a Maine woman. This Geriatric Fuck! I love old people, everyone knows that. Some of my favorite people are old. Here's a list of old people I love: … Continue reading In the most predictable move of all time, a murderer who was released for being “too old to kill again” immediately kills again.

The French Hired Sci-Fi Writers to Predict Future Threats and what They Came Up With is Pretty Extraordinary

Source- The French army is to create a "red team" of sci-fi writers to imagine possible future threats. A new report by the Defence Innovation Agency (DIA) said the visionaries will "propose scenarios of disruption" that military strategists may not think of. The team's highly confidential work will be important in the fight against "malicious elements", … Continue reading The French Hired Sci-Fi Writers to Predict Future Threats and what They Came Up With is Pretty Extraordinary

5 Instagram Kids Who Wish Their Mom Would Just Stop Already. (NSFW)

Good morning to all. Great Morning to Moms! I was going to rank all the hottest Instagram Moms to commemorate Mothers Day, but while scrolling from Ass 2 Ass I realized an underlying tone that quite frankly, had me sickened. These kids have got to be fed up with Mommy’s Ass and Titties. When their … Continue reading 5 Instagram Kids Who Wish Their Mom Would Just Stop Already. (NSFW)

Nothing Else Matters but the Battle For the Iron Throne

Unless you’ve been living under a rock the last 10 years or so you are fully aware of what today is. Today is the day that the world has been waiting for. It’s when we find out the answers to all of our questions. I’m talking, of course, about the Final Season premiere of “Game … Continue reading Nothing Else Matters but the Battle For the Iron Throne

Dumb front license plates, a thing of the past for Ohioans.

Finally! Is the one word that erupts from my pea-sized brain as I read that Ohio will no longer require a front license plate. No longer will Brad have to defile his lifted oversized truck with an unnecessary piece of scrap metal. He can use that space for a nice bumper sticker indicating how big … Continue reading Dumb front license plates, a thing of the past for Ohioans.

The First Official “You Fucked Up” Entry Goes to “Wow Air”.

Wow Airlines collapses cancelling all flights. Leaving just about 1,000 people stranded, and that’s not a good time. Dude when will traveling ever become hassle-free? Does anyone ever hear ANYTHING CLOSE to a positive experience from someone about traveling through an airport? Just to make it through the genital fondlers on the TSA you have … Continue reading The First Official “You Fucked Up” Entry Goes to “Wow Air”.

Wake Up to This Guy Going for the Ride of His Life!

When your girl asks to see your phone.... Good morning beautiful people! Hope all is well! Wait... do you see that? Holy shit that's a guy floating away! Oh fuck! That's right, this Mary Poppins knockoff decided it was time to do the dip, all that just to get out of paying your bill my … Continue reading Wake Up to This Guy Going for the Ride of His Life!

Is there a Vaccine for “Donkey Brains”?

  The people of Boston weren’t on their “A game” this past weekend. Whatever the cause, whether it be the many drugs flowing through the city or just the utter lack of common sense, it was jaw dropping. Once I stepped foot off of the plane I could smell that something was “off”. It could … Continue reading Is there a Vaccine for “Donkey Brains”?

How Many BBB Shoes does it Take to Silence Your Baby Mama? The Greatest Gameshow Of All Time.

I was sitting in my Sunday comfies drinking my full bodied Kirkland brand coffee and I saw this come across my feed that and it caught my eye. Poor Lonzo. I’m not gonna say I’m a fan but I always respected the kid for rolling with the punches and just sticking to himself while his … Continue reading How Many BBB Shoes does it Take to Silence Your Baby Mama? The Greatest Gameshow Of All Time.