The industry is a dark one, superstar Mia Khalifa only profited 12k from her illustrious career.
The inaugural chapter of "Ry's Gold-School Internet" Blog Series
Source- Maumee Bay is among the dirtiest beaches in Ohio. Out of 56 samples in as many days of the 2018 year, 43 showed levels of contamination that deemed the beach unsafe for the public. I told Benny to wear a condom, but did he listen? Hell no. Even coming from me, the pullout king … Continue reading Studies Found “Poop in Water” at one of “Ohio’s Dirtiest Beaches”: Maumee Bay State Park. Pray for Benny.
Source- The speedo-clad man ignored warnings signs not to pet the animals on Assateague Island, off the coast of Maryland, USA, and payed a very painful price.GAAAASSP. Just a guy who thought his vacation was going quite swimmingly, until this horse decided to kick it up a notch. This sexy and you know it beach … Continue reading Horse Kicked this Guy’s Dick Clean Off his Body.
Source - A 77-year-old murderer — back on the streets because he was deemed too old to kill again — was convicted this week of fatally stabbing a Maine woman. This Geriatric Fuck! I love old people, everyone knows that. Some of my favorite people are old. Here's a list of old people I love: … Continue reading In the most predictable move of all time, a murderer who was released for being “too old to kill again” immediately kills again.
Source- The French army is to create a "red team" of sci-fi writers to imagine possible future threats. A new report by the Defence Innovation Agency (DIA) said the visionaries will "propose scenarios of disruption" that military strategists may not think of. The team's highly confidential work will be important in the fight against "malicious elements", … Continue reading The French Hired Sci-Fi Writers to Predict Future Threats and what They Came Up With is Pretty Extraordinary
Get ready to have your mind blown.
This is the most outlandish slander I've ever seen and I will not stand for it. TRIGGERED!
He's baaaack. Wild as always. NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Throw the headphones in. Don't listen in front of the kids, the parents, anyone who still respects you. Video Content from the Episode will be available on social media: @larksideradio. larkside-radio-episode-33.mp3 Apple Link Ep.17 with Granny Slayer
If you haven’t seen the teaser for Miley’s new.... honestly I don’t know what it’s for, Hell I don’t care, all I know is I’m going to Kroger after work.
Good morning to all. Great Morning to Moms! I was going to rank all the hottest Instagram Moms to commemorate Mothers Day, but while scrolling from Ass 2 Ass I realized an underlying tone that quite frankly, had me sickened. These kids have got to be fed up with Mommy’s Ass and Titties. When their … Continue reading 5 Instagram Kids Who Wish Their Mom Would Just Stop Already. (NSFW)
Arya and Sansa are my best friends and we like to do tub stuff.
Some of you should take a deep hard look in the mirror...
Jon has got himself in a pickle!
“Maybe Mom can pull an aunt Becky and make it rain on the Dean of Admissions to get young Lizbeth into (insert local Community College here).”
You be the Judge.
When your girl asks to see your phone.... Good morning beautiful people! Hope all is well! Wait... do you see that? Holy shit that's a guy floating away! Oh fuck! That's right, this Mary Poppins knockoff decided it was time to do the dip, all that just to get out of paying your bill my … Continue reading Wake Up to This Guy Going for the Ride of His Life!
All the guilty pleasure shows I am horrified to say I watched!
My TV is on the verge of getting uppercutted.
“I just hear rattling in my closet. Maddie said. “I’m like 'Who’s there?' And somebody answers me. He’s like, ‘Oh, my name is Drew.’
Costco Food Court is Daycare for Dads and I have ideas to make it the best place on earth!
Ariana couldn’t believe what her new tattoo actually meant!
Hardos in shorts need to be institutionalized
Lebron James has every characteristic of a Sociopath. Here are the facts.
As promised this is the first of many weird Wednesday Blogs from me, Ry. Rabbit hole time! I apologize in advance for this brain twister coming at you piping hot. What if in the near future the rapid development of CGI screen quality and the potential of cloud based storage makes it possible for coders/directors … Continue reading Weird Wednesday Vol. 1.
I was drinking Dasani in the Downtown Boston hotel after packing my stuff to leave and I looked down to see a green cap that absolutely and unequivocally had to be missing from my contact case. “Oh wow” I said out loud and shot up out of my chair and rushed to my bag knowing … Continue reading Pray for Me, I have Donkey Brains.
I was sitting in my Sunday comfies drinking my full bodied Kirkland brand coffee and I saw this come across my feed that and it caught my eye. Poor Lonzo. I’m not gonna say I’m a fan but I always respected the kid for rolling with the punches and just sticking to himself while his … Continue reading How Many BBB Shoes does it Take to Silence Your Baby Mama? The Greatest Gameshow Of All Time.
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