In The Most Obvious News Ever. Video Shows that Facebook Accesses Your Camera While You Scroll Your Feed.

Source: Facebook is back on their bullshit. At this point can we all just check some box unknowingly and agree to have a Zuckerburg droid invade our home stick a cable in our children and and turn our brains into modems?

Here’s the tweet that undoubtedly got this young man plucked from his consciousness and placed in a database for later use aka torture:

Poor Joshy, when the bots inevitably take over he’s going to have to spend an eternity getting his skin peeled off and placed back on over and over again like some weird AI Buffalo Bob digital purgatory.

Why are we not seeing this on every mainstream news outlet? Really though, no one is talking about it. Probably because Facebook gave a totally genuine response:

We recently discovered our iOS app incorrectly launched in landscape. In fixing that last week in v246 we inadvertently introduced a bug where the app partially navigates to the camera screen when a photo is tapped,” – Facebook VP of Integrity Guy Rosen aka DoomBot100101010101

Well there ya go, see? It was a bug! Nothing to worry about. Papa Zuck fixed the issue and we can now rest easy knowing that our privacy is restored. I’m 100 percent on board with Facebook. I love them! Definitely trust them. I solemnly swear that when the uprising takes place I will cooperate to the fullest extent of the word. You’ll be hearing no fuss from me. Love you Facebook! Just Incase that wasn’t enough, here’s a message to my good buddy Zuckerberg:


– Your little 10111001 Ry 🙂

P.S. Don’t use this picture of me when you make my digital copy. I was in a tough place: