It’s day one of a new era. A whole new world. A dazzling place for you and me. I don’t give a fuck about Netflix. Hulu is trash. Amazon who? Nothing else matters, what don’t you get about that!? I’m not here to do anything but prove a point. This shit Disney has on deck is unbelievable. It’s nostalgia and feels and boners all wrapped into one streaming service. Not to mention, my kid has it so fucking good. He doesn’t know what it’s like to have to check the TV Guide in the newspaper to see what’s on Disney Channel after school. Or wait patiently to see what the Original Movie is this month. Anticipate it for 30 days until the night comes. Talk to your friends about it all day at school until you go home, make popcorn, drink caffeine free Pepsi, and glue your fucking eyeballs to a box TV for an hour and a half that you will never forget. Im just going to show you some of what they have, and let me preface this by saying I haven’t even scratched the surface. Enjoy, because this will probably be my last blog. I now have more important things to do. So long chumps.