Mia Khalifa only made 12k during her entire Porn Career.

Full interview

Mia Khalifa, whom I consider the Derrick Rose of Porn, admitted in an up-close and personal POV interview that she only made about $12,000 USD in the entirety of her porn career. A career that lead to countless 8 minute stints of rigorous focus on my part. She molded my mind around what it meant to be comfortable in your own skin, and in others. She was one of the first “porn stars” I discretely followed on Instagram. She was funny, relatable, an all around great person. When her chest pillows were struck by a flying puck at a Washington Capitals hockey game, I was filled with fear, that’s like someone grabbing a masterpiece like the Mona Lisa, and cumming all over it. Disgraceful. Her tits we’re fine and we have since past the period of time where breast reduction surgery was a possibility, despite the Doctor’s recommendations. Thank god. That would be like taking one of God’s most beautiful creations and… well I said it before. The porn industry is such a sham, the real money only goes to the site owners and studios. Mia doesn’t even profit off of her “own” website: miakhalifa.com.

I left the link there. But don’t go to it because she doesn’t get any of the money! That’s why I don’t pay for any of it. One summer my Brother’s friend gave us all his Brazzers login information. Didn’t get a lot done that summer but at least I’m knowledgeable enough to know that these girls deserve better. The guys too! Especially that Spanish/Italian guy who does that really intense whispering thing while he’s pounding. I will not allow this to continue. Justice for Mia. Honestly if God wanted her to suffer he wouldn’t have blessed her with a pair of such fully formed, luscious eyebrows. Those things are spectacular. I’m really into eyebrows for some reason. Weird I know. Maybe it’s a sociological thing. Anyway, cum on man enough is enough!

P.S. here’s my favorite Mia video of all time. You’re welcome