Source – A 77-year-old murderer — back on the streets because he was deemed too old to kill again — was convicted this week of fatally stabbing a Maine woman.
This Geriatric Fuck! I love old people, everyone knows that. Some of my favorite people are old. Here’s a list of old people I love:
- All of my grandparents.
- The granny that Slay Baby eventually settles down and starts a family with.
- Morgan Freeman
- Eva Mendes
- Larry Bird
Old People I hate:
- This Piece Of Shit!
Seriously I would punch this guy right in the fucking face. Put him to sleep like Chief Jay Strongbow. Who’s the most physically fit 77 year old? Harrison Ford? I would give my bank account in its measly entirety to see Harrison Ford beat this old bag of bones into oblivion! Who in their right mind would let this monster out of prison?
“At some point, Mr. Flick is going to age out of his capacity to engage in this conduct, and incarcerating him beyond the time that he ages out doesn’t seem to me to make good sense from a criminological or fiscal perspective,” Maine Superior Court Justice Robert E. Crowley said at the time.
Robert E. Crowley?! Why do people named Robert E. have historically shitty judgement? Seriously this guy should lose his job. What made this guy change his mind all of the sudden? He saw one Life Alert commercial and thought to himself. “Man I really need to let that moth ball smelling, musty murderer free, he can’t hurt anyone he’s too old. Look at him! He’s old!” What a fucking idiot. You know what time it is: