Here we go folks, this is one of those stories that you can’t help but love. If you feel like an irrelevant particle of matter that is interchangeable and therefore technically nothing, this story will give you the pick me up you need to make it to one more inapt sunrise. It’s time to peel back the shower curtain and take a peek inside the real lives of the people we so desperately long to connect with. This sneak peek is brought to you by everyone’s favorite Bae, Sophie Turner, aka the chick we ALL want to smoke and chill with, aka Sansa Stark and guess what? She’s not a little bird anymore! When asked about her relationship with cast mate and buddy Maisie Williams who plays Arya Stark (the destroyer of evil and Gentry’s Blacksmith hammer cock) Sophie had this to say:
I’m going to be honest, when I first saw these two interacting in public my inner skeptic started to voice it’s shrewd opinion: “I doubt they’re actually friends, these two are just pretending to be close for the fans, like two parents who ponder poisoning each other but instead stay together for the kids” But GOT Damnit I’m choosing to believe this, and without further ado, I unequivocally believe there is no place I’d rather be than in that tub, *hypothetically* blowing down with the two baddest bitches in the Seven Kingdoms! (apart from spending good quality time with my son… that’s for all you haters out there who can’t wrap their minds around the disconnect) Rub a dub dub, tape my wiener to my thigh to hide my chub! Although you may think this is coming from a sexual POV (if you know what that acronym means then let’s be honest, you’re the gross one) I’m personally more intrigued in the conversation! I would love to dive deep into the inner dynamics of the cast, or just shoot the shit with some conspiracy theories, or just chit chat with my girls. I’m not against letting them braid my hair, have tickle fights, or murder someone to prove my allegiance, I’m like Jaime after the drinking game, I’m down for whatever! Even though, I would probably just sit huddled up in the tub and overthink every single thing I wanted to say, get really red and excuse myself to the bathroom, in which I was already in. In all honestly though, I don’t care what your beliefs are, these two chicks are objectively awesome, and it just shows that we put way to much weight on “celebrities” when they’re just people who also like to get high, and watch stupid videos on the internet. As a society we can choose to alienate people who are on the other end of the ideological spectrum, and get all worked up over truly meaningless shit, or we can step back, relax, recognize impermanence, and do what makes you happy. After all, that’s how me and my slay queens do it!