Was there ever even a question as to what Bubby’s movie of the week would be? Im pretty sure this may be the movie event of our lifetime, and I know you guys haven’t seen it because you’ve been waiting for my review. RIGHT?! Sorry it took me a couple days, but I didn’t want to rush it and force a showing when I wasn’t fully rested. Your boy Bubby got up bright and earlier this morning (Sunday) and threw on my best Thor outfit and fought an Nederland couple for their seats. Just so I could appease you drones.
Ladies and Gentleman Marvel studios has done it again. With their 23rd installment in their connected MCU they have quite possibly put out the greatest product I quite possibly have ever seen. It’s very hard to review this movie without giving away spoilers, so if that’s what hat you are looking for you can just fuck off right now. This movie deserves to be seen by everyone because, comic book origin content aside, it has all of the makings of a fantastic movie. Love, hate, revenge, a lot deal range of characters, and most of all Scarlett Johansson and Brie Larson.
Anyone who has been paying attention at all is fully aware of the overall plot of this movie. That piece of shit Thanos (Voiced by Josh Brolin) continues to be the main antagonist, and continues to carry the point of view that the events of Infinity War were the best thing to happen to the universe. What a dick. Anyways the few heroes that are left continue to hold out hope that things can be reversed, and in classic Marvel fashion, a plan is devised with numerous characters playing roles in the inevitable outcome.
If you think this movie is straightforward then you are in for a wild ride. There were so many twists and turns in this movie that I thought M Night Shamalama Ding-Dong (Glass and the Sixth Sense) was involved. Characters aren’t in the places that you would think they would be, unsuspected heroes play large roles, and the pay off scene had me absolutely locked and loaded in my pantaloons. It has been Avery long time since I’ve had legit goosebumps or even was brought to the verge of tear….okay maybe I did cry, BUT FUCK YOU MEN CRY ALL THE TIME. There are plenty of storylines that are brought to and end, and even more that are just beginning, to high makes me even more excited to find out where it will go from here.
All in all: this movie is going to make a gazillion dollars at the box office, I’ll probably be about $20,000 of it. GO SEE THIS MOVIE, because this is the first official “Golden Boner” rating I will give, and maybe the last.
IMDB Rating: 9.1/10 ⭐️
Bubby’s Rating: Golden Boner